...if your Kitchenaid beater serves more than one purpose...
...if your computer regularly features the Youtube versions of awesome Fantasyland rides at Disneyland...
...if your lunchtime includes Mickey waffles, mandarin oranges, 2 different Mac trucks, 1 piggy car...
...if the back of your couch is slathered in Desitin...
Now normally, I like our home to smell warm and inviting, like winter candy apple, or cinnamon, or something tasty baking in the oven--generally, something in the family of pleasant fragrances. But for the next little bit, (to escape the mudanity of an olfactory rut) why not mix things up with a distinctive aromatic cocktail of zinc oxide and cod liver oil?! Wow. But on the bright side, no diper rash for the back of the couch...